“… And if I said God wrote my diary
I’d anticipate inquiry…”
The burden of proof
I would say my diary demands faith in place of inquiry
Escatological follies
So many Armageddons past,
So many days that weren’t the last,
For you the end can’t come too fast.
My death is just the price you’ll pay,
So gladly to be on your way,
And if I’m damned – well, that’s OK!
I’ve written a little poem for all those Christians who love to gloat about their salvation and my alleged damnation. It only lasts two minutes. Have a listen and tell me what you think in the comments.
The source of Christian morality: It’s not what you might think
Church won’t excuse your bigotry,
You’re only there ’cause you agree!
Church won’t excuse your bigotry. You’re only there ’cause you agree!
Christian hypocrisy
You cherry-pick your Holy book,
Ignore the homeless beggar as you look
The other way
Complaining every day
About the taxes that you have to pay.
When you have to lie to make your point, your point isn’t worth making!
Original sin: Does it make sense to you?
Two people who I never knew did something that I didn’t do, so I deserve to burn in Hell!
I can be forgiven for what I didn’t do, because some other people crucified a bloke who didn’t do it too!
Judge not, lest ye be judged
Some Christians in their arrogance,
Imagine hate is all I see,
They’re certain that without their God,
there can be no morality!
Judge not, lest ye, yourself be judged! A brief poetic offering for both #atheists and #theists, especially #Christians about judgement.
He is risen!
He is risen!
So He’s not dead?
Was all that ‘sacrifice’ stuff
Just in your head?
This Friday isn’t good!
There’s nothing ‘good’ about ‘Good Friday’!
There’s nothing ‘good’ about ‘Good Friday ‘. It’s an illustration of the unimaginable stupidity of the fictional God of Abraham and the barbaric sado-masochistic fantasies of the authors who dreamed Him up!
This Friday isn’t good!
What a coincidence!
Isn’t it amazing how often what God commands coincides with what the preacher wants?
No f**ks to give
So God keeps His promises, eh? It’s funny how He finds it so much easier when the people doing the praying also have the benefit of technology and man’s ingenuity to help Him, isn’t it?
The God free guide 