Blasphemous shorts – The God free guide

Hegseth’s crusaders

Hegseth’s crusaders might not have signed on to fight a Holy war but that’s how they’ll end up.

n 1095, in Claremont, France Pope Urban II launched the first crusade with the battle cry “Deus le vult” (God wills it). The modern version of this genocidal call to arms is “Deus vult”, the very term tattooed on Pete Hegseth’s chest along with the ‘Crusader cross’, emblem of the infamous Knights’ Templar.

In 2026, Hegseth has appointed religious officers to monitor the faithfulness of the US military. He wants to ensure that American serving men and women know the God they’re fighting for… Jesus Christ.

Hegseth’s crusaders might not have signed on to fight a Holy war but if Hegseth has anything to do with it that’s how they’ll end up…

That’s how they’ll start World War 3.

Armageddon, anyone?

Tell me straight

The chosen people steal and slaughter,
Kill the father, rape the daughter,
That was all your book was for,
Until some ancient Greeks made it say more.

Just read the Bible with an open mind,

You will find that it’s not kind,

God was invented to justify,

The actions of a genocidal tribe.

The chosen people steal and slaughter,

Kill the father, rape the daughter,

That was all your book was for,

Until some ancient Greeks made it say more.

Let atheism be (free Palestine)

I don’t see Muslims, Jews or Christians. I see murderers and victims.

As an atheist looking at the genocide in Gaza I don’t see Muslims, Jews or Christians. I see murderers and victims. All are people and in situations like this that’s important to remember…

The Jewish victims of those awful days,

Themselves adopting monstrous ways,

Israelis seeking Lebensraum,

Becoming that which caused them harm,

While Christians look the other way,

Pretending not to see the Zionist Nazis of today,

But still I say:

“It’s not a crime,

To support Palestine!”

Rebutting foolish theists

The stupidity of some theists is beyond parody.

I recently made a simple video about atheism and how it’s not a worldview. It’s a simple, straightforward point which I thought was both straightforward and obvious.
However, no matter how clear the situation is my comments attracted a few theists who not only failed to understand the point but who then went on to display their stupidity in quite gargantuan ways with ridiculous claims as they struggle to maintain a moral high ground they clearly don’t deserve.
So, instead of spending my whole weekend rebutting these fools I just made a little video. Here it is.

The atheist worldview

It’s a single position,
On a single proposition,
No dogma, no creed,
No men in silly hats trying to lead,

It’s a single position,
On a single proposition,
No dogma, no creed,
No men in silly hats trying to lead,
Although it’s true,
That many of us really do
Like cats!