Hegseth’s crusaders

Hegseth’s crusaders might not have signed on to fight a Holy war but that’s how they’ll end up.

n 1095, in Claremont, France Pope Urban II launched the first crusade with the battle cry “Deus le vult” (God wills it). The modern version of this genocidal call to arms is “Deus vult”, the very term tattooed on Pete Hegseth’s chest along with the ‘Crusader cross’, emblem of the infamous Knights’ Templar.

In 2026, Hegseth has appointed religious officers to monitor the faithfulness of the US military. He wants to ensure that American serving men and women know the God they’re fighting for… Jesus Christ.

Hegseth’s crusaders might not have signed on to fight a Holy war but if Hegseth has anything to do with it that’s how they’ll end up…

That’s how they’ll start World War 3.

Armageddon, anyone?

Deus vult: an American dream

Jesus isn’t coming guys,
No raptured flight into the skies
This world needs compromise,
Your sabre=rattling won’t change that,
So calm down, Mr. Trump – you sanctimonious twat!

This might be it,

Could be the end,

Stinking of shit,

The Pastor’s friend,

Might just have started World war 3

This Yankee Christianity

Could be the death of you and me

Deus vult!

It’s a death cult,

You’ll see!

The end is not nigh

There’s no second coming. There wasn’t even a first. And there will be no stars falling to earth. That’s impossible.

The world isn’t ending – really, it’s not. Bible literalists like to claim that we’re in the end times. They claim to have prophecies to prove it. You know like Jesus’ prophecy that says “There shall be wars and rumours of wars”. Yeah, well show me a time – show me a single day since the New Testament was written down when that hasn’t been true.

That was Mark 13 verse 7. But the real reason not to take Jesus seriously here is found in Mark 13:25…

The end really isn’t nigh – at least not by any ‘second coming’