I neither hate nor fear your God, but here’s the real shame: All decent people loathe the things you do in your God’s name!
In God’s name
All decent people loathe the things you do in your God’s name!
Category: Blasphemous shorts
It’s Christmas!
This is the day
When God botherers say
That their Master arrived
To enslave all he spied
It’s Christmas Day
And come what may
You’d better be merry
And break out the sherry
‘Cause this is the day
When God botherers say
That their Master arrived
To enslave all he spied
No escape, those who tried
Will be punished soon after they’ve died.
‘Twas the church before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas,
And all through the church,
The faithful were gathering,
And praying in search,
Of some mystical moment,
Remembering the birth…
Twas the night before Christmas,
And all through the church,
The faithful were gathering,
And praying in search,
Of some mystical moment,
Remembering the birth…
God of the gaps
He no longer makes lightning, volcanos or trees,
No divine visitations bring us to our knees!
He’s the God of the gaps,
And that’s all you can say.
As His hiding places shrink,
He will soon go away!
What Christian morality?
Your moral compass points right back to the bronze age!
There is no such thing as Christian morality in any meaningful sense. Rather there’s a list of ancient rules, many of which make no sense at all in the modern world.
Real abuse from the God of Abraham
God is not a good role model
There is no more abusive character than the Abrahamic God than in the whole of fiction.
Come out of the closet!
Do you want LGBTQ+ kept out of schools? Then this is the 2 minute video you need to see.
Do you think LGBTQ+ people should be kept away from children?
Would you sack gay teachers because they’re a bad influence teaching kids to be gay?
Would you prefer to stop trans citizens from accessing schools or keep lesbians out of youth groups?
Then here’s a two minute video just for you!
3 types of clergy
How would you describe your priest, pastor or worship leader? Are they actually fit to lead?
Speaking as an atheist I believe that it is possible to divide clergy into three groups. There are the gullible, the deceitful and those who are both gullible and deceitful.
No true Christian…
There’s no hate like Christian love, especially when they direct it at each other.
There’s no hate like Christian love, especially when they direct it at each other. The ‘No true Christian’ fallacy is just as bad as the eponymous ‘No true Scotsman’, except that it is even less rational and even more vicious.
Sending ourselves to Hell
Christians often claim that God doesn’t send anyone to Hell… we send ourselves!
Whenever we mention the injustice of infinite punishment for finite crimes, especially when the supposed ‘crime’ is simply not being convinced, it’s common for Christians to claim that God doesn’t send anyone to Hell… we send ourselves! This demonstrates one of two possibilities…
1. The Christian in question hasn’t read their Bible (an odd state of affairs given that they think it’s the inspired word of God).
2. The Christian in question is a liar!
Of course – it’s not uncommon for both these possibilities to apply equally.
