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Paul & the Gospels

Paul hadn’t met the guy either,
But no-one who’d known him could write,
So Paul just repeated in letters,
What he’d read in old scriptures one night.

Lying for Jesus

I’m not immoral,
Not at all,
Nor do I secretly believe.

You talk to me of lies,

But all the things you say about me,

Things I know with certainty,

Aren’t true,

Show me that the real liar is you!

No Nobel prize for the orange turd!

He says the winner called him on the blower,
Can the orange turd sink any lower?

There’s nothing noble about Trump,

He’s just the Christo-fascist’s chump,

Barely alive,

Shat from the rump, Of Project 2025!

There’s a warning to heed

But it’s not just in America,
that crazy place across the sea.
UK has its own crop of chancers
working hard to strip the rights from you and me.

But it’s not just in America,

That crazy place across the sea,

UK has its own crop of chancers,

Working hard to strip the rights from you and me.

The rapture: before and after

But then I learned about the much more serious human tragedy that ensued

Two videos…

This week saw yet another in a very long line 0f failed raptures. There have been prophets and other assorted scoundrels promising apocalyptic rhapsodies since before that ancient Pharaoh had his minions put the first sandstone blocks together like ancient lego-based experiments in geometry.

At first I thought this was just another amusing interlude. Another crank claiming to know the end was nigh. That was my attitude when I posted this video…

But then I learned about the much more serious human tragedy that ensued. So I made this…

It’s Trump day!

British politicians nod and smile, Pretending to believe the shit he peddles

It’s not ‘hump day’, It’s ‘Trump day’, When an orange fash dictator is allowed off the plane, To spread his vile and oh so stupid lies, While British politicians nod and smile, Pretending to believe the shit he peddles, As he fails to understand the real world before his eyes!