It’s Christmas!

This is the day
When God botherers say
That their Master arrived
To enslave all he spied

It’s Christmas Day
And come what may
You’d better be merry
And break out the sherry
‘Cause this is the day
When God botherers say
That their Master arrived
To enslave all he spied
No escape, those who tried
Will be punished soon after they’ve died.

Salvation? Schmalvation!

It’s not really death, is it? He’s eternal. He’s not dead – he just had a few days off. The self-harm is over now and it’s business as usual in Heaven, with His father (who is also Himself) so nothing was really sacrificed and nothing was given. It’s a bit of a con job really, isn’t it?

The whole thing’s just a big con. Even if you assume the Bible is entirely true – every word – it’s still a con. Here’s why.,..