Following their dirty weekend in Marbella, Adam and Eve return to the garden
Following their dirty weekend in Marbella, Adam and Eve return to the garden only to find that God got bored waiting for their return and made a couple of imposters instead.
And then there was all that stuff about the apples… Nasty business, that was!
When do we get the dinosaurs? We want dinosaurs!
When do we get the dinosaurs? We want dinosaurs!
Genesis 1
1 In the beginning God got bored and created the heaven and the earth. He made it out of nothing, thus proving that out of nothing something comes, even if it takes a magic spell to do it.
Try suggesting that to your average Christian. They can’t tell you why Gandalf saying Abracadabra to defeat the Balrog is any different from God speaking the universe into existence but they still won’t admit that it’s magic!
The God free guide 