The bestest Bible: Genesis 4 (Where did all those women come from?)

God gets really confused about who is who, what blood is for, how to make babies and how to maintain a coherent narrative arc

In this bit God gets really confused about who is who, what blood is for, how to make babies and how to maintain a coherent narrative arc. We also meet the oldest bloke in the world, the bestest sea captain makes a brief appearance at the end and we definitely have some questions to ask about God’s attitude to gay relationships. And poor old Eve has more kids than you can shake a stick at!